Tree is not a number.

So the Holy Roman Empire was not very Holy. Or Roman. Shame shame shame .-. But it turns out that this is about the Holy Roman Empire, but mom told me that it was about Otto. So I’m not changing the title.
But Otto was a princeyking and he hung out in Germany. He got buncha land for Germany. Coolio :D So he got a buncha success. Then he saw Italy and loved their pizza and spaghetti. So he wanted Italy. He married a pretty lady named Adelaide who was known far and wide for her pizza-making and spaghetti-making skillz. Well I think she was pretty. I hope she was.

I could care less about what she wears or what she looks like! It only depends on what she cooks like! Beef, pork, chicken! Mmm! Sorry. Mulan obsession :D

But so he married Adelaide chick.
But Mr. P-to-da-ope called him and asked Otto to help him with this little riot that was going on. So Otto helps out and calmed ‘em down. But Mr. P-to-da-ope wanted to thank him, so he crowned him KING OF THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE. WUTISTHISIDONTEVEN. Let’s take a look:
NUMBAR ONE: The Roman empire FELL LIKE A BAJILLION YEARS AGO.
NUMBAR DOS: Otto was a GERMAN. German =/= Roman.
NUMBAR TREE: Tree is not a number.

Ok so I don’t know where to start back off. So I’m going to do this:

Now then. I have your attention. BACONY GOODNESS :DDD Now let’s get BACON track, and LETTUCE go back to the story. I can’t think of a pun with Tomato in it. Sorry. Pretend there’s something witty/punny here about tomatoes so we can make a word BLT.
But so Otto I was responsible for remaking the Holy Roman Empire. Or maybe it was Mr. P-to-da-ope. But like I said, the Empire was not Holy, or very Roman. Well, Mr. P-to-da-ope was kinda Roman but not really since, well, Rome fell and... Oh whatever. You get it. But so over the next 900 years

Yoda is 900 years old. So is Dr. Who. Who do you like more? Here are some pictures to help you decide:
Yoda:

Dr. Who:

I know which one. Tell me what you think in the poll/comments :D

German kings ruled over the “Holy” “Roman” Empire. FAIL PEOPLE ARE FAIL.