Churchadurp

This churchadurp had a big thing on Egypt. DOO DO DO DOO DA DOO DA DO DA DOO~ (Read that as the snake-charmer song thing.) And there was a big churchadurp in Alexandria. It was really purdy :D But then the Mummies rose outta the ground and attacked the church because the mummies were Islamic. And they were all “MRWAAAA WE’RE ISLAMIC MUMMIES.”
Remember Mo? He cursed the mummies and made them Islamic. And since Egypt is like RIGHT THERE next to Saudi Arabia, Egypt got attacked real bad by the Mummy Islam Terrorists. A buncha Christians converted to Mummy Islam Terrorists. And they were all “MRAAA THE ISLAMIC MUMMIES WE WILL NOT DIE AND WE WILL FOLLOW YOU DURP.”
But there was this one guy named... Moaz Ladeen Allah El Fatimy. FATIMY. TROLOLOLOLOL.
And he liked watching people debate. SUPER TROLOLOLOLOL. Super epic trololololol win. And then he had a big debate over Christianity and Judaism. AND OH GUUURRRLLLL IT WAS ON.
So they had a buncha fights ad debates and junk. Then the guy who was representing the Jews found a verse in the Bibe, Matthew 17:20. It wassss: “He replied, “Because you have so little faith. Truly I tell you, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you.” So genius over hurr decided to take it literally. He thought he was so smart and so he threw it out there and was all “OK SO YOU GUYS GOT THREE DAYS TO MOVE A MOUNTAIN, COVERT TO MUMMY ISLAM, GET OUT, OR DIE.”
But so Mr. P-to-da-ope was prayin’ and hopin’ and sleepin’ and dreamin’ and he had a vision and God said “YOU GO FIND A MAN WITH SOME WATER MR. P-TO-DA-OPE.”
So Mr. P-to-da-ope went and he found this dood Simon who was carrying some water to some widows and orphans. So Mr. P-to-da-ope took Simon to this mountain where all the other Jews and Christians were. And ‘pparently they were at the mountain and they had a earthquake and the mountain moved. And the Jewish guy was like “ZOMG IT’S MOVING :DDDD”
And everything was alright, and Kaylen was like “THE END :DDDD”