Kay so there were these guys named Methodius and Cyrill. Sorry I didn’t take notes on ‘em. Stinks for you. Bit in the middle of their stuff the guys went to Czechoslovakia they met this prince dood and his wifey. They were Chrisitians then.
But these cool peeps were Wencles’ grandparents. And his daddy was the Duke of Bohemia. But he died when Wencles was 13. So sad D: But so he moved in with his papaw and mamaw. And he was really close to his mamaw. And what about his mother? Oooh there was some drama. She didn’t like how mamaw was teaching little Wencles about Christianity. CALL IN THE DRAMA LLAMA!
DUN DUN DUNNN.
His mummy killed mamaw. I TOLD YOU THERE’D BE DRAMA GUURRRLLLL.
But so Wencles’ mumma was banished for mamaw’s death. But then Wincles brought his mom back because he was nice.
So he was really really nice to everybody. He was smart and brave and nice. But there were some bad guys that didn’t like that. There was his bro that was all “HAI BRO I HATE JOO SO I’MMA KILL YA.” So he did. And at 929 he died, but bro didn’t kill him. It was some other guys but bro came real close. So so uber sad D:
yeah...the guy was so good that they wrote a song about him ;)
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