Monday, April 4, 2011

ANARCHY! COMMUNISM! DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT! YAHHH!

So a Swedish dood named Gardar got a bitty island ‘bout 500 miles south of Sweeden. But this guy got an island. But while he was sailing to it, he got all Gilligan's Island and crashed on Iceland. It was actually really really nice :3 Not too bad.But in the winter it was rully bad. It was really nice for the Swedish though.
But back then he named it after himself. Psch, lame-o.
But so a few years later there was this viking guy who found it. So he went back home and told people about it. So then there was another viking named Flocki Vilgerdarson. THAT’S SO FUN TO SAY. Vilgerdarson Vilgerdarson Vilgerdarson. But Flocki got there in the summer. It was great mannn :D There were fish and seals and sheepiesss. But then it got cold in the winter. So Flocki went back home.
Then there were these cousins that wanted to go to Iceland and live there. And they weren’t nice vikings. they were RAWR I’MMA EAT JOO DDD8{ vikings. But then people started moving there.
There was no king. ANARCHY! COMMUNISM! DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT! YAHHH!

*cough*

Sorry.
So anyways. There wasn’t a king. But people decided Iceland decided to set up different regions called things. Yes. Things. Then they voted for some little rulers, like a parliament. The was called the Althing. As in, all things. Win.
But there were people living in Iceland before the vikings came. They were monks living in caves, trying to escape from the bad stuffz in Ireland. Then the vikings came.
I can just picture a little cave and there are monks in there getting ready for a surprise party for Billy Bob Monk, and then the vikings come and crash the party. HAPPY BIRFDAY ;D
But yeah. Purdy awesome? Yeah. Purdy awesome.

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