Monday, April 11, 2011

Teh Trollfaceites TROLLOLOLOLOL

Be warned: This’ll probably have a buncha stuff about the Lion King.
But so Zimbabwe is in Africa. And Africa is pretty epic. I mean it has Egypt and the Sahara Desert and stuff. And the Kushites lived south’a Egypt. They were also called the Newbians. That is not how you spell it. I don’t care. Newb = noob = n00b = TROLLFACE.

Ok so this is a trollface + IE. So this isn't the real trollface picture. I don't care. I laughed really hard when I saw it. Problem?

See? Trollface.
But the Trollfaceites were pretty epic. But they stole da pyramids from the Egyptians. They even ruled the Egyptians for a bit. And they had swimming pools. And boats.
But so the Trollfaceites died out eventually. Nobody knows why - except for me. The Trollfaceites died because dey be trollin’, we hatin’. So they died out because they could not type, and therefore they could not order things from Amazon and you need to get stuff from Amazon to live. We would know more about the Trollfaceites if we could decipher their writings, but they wuz tpin lik tis and we cant red it because it gets realy anonying and makes whevr reds it BRIAN ASPOLE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

But now let’s talk about Zimbabwe. They had some epic buildings mannn. Zimbabwe means “House of Stone” I dunno. But I think they built Stonehenge, and a magical wizard came and moved it to England. Makes tonsa sense, eh? :D
Uhm. Ok. So I really don’t know what to put here. So I’ll write about ducks. And by write, I mean directly copy off Wikipedia.

Duck is the common name for a number of species in the Anatidae family of birds. The ducks are divided between several subfamilies in the Anatidae family; they do not represent a monophyletic group but a form taxon, since swans and geese are not considered ducks. Ducks are mostly aquatic birds, mostly smaller than the swans and geese, and may be found in both fresh water and sea water.
Ducks are sometimes confused with several types of unrelated water birds with similar forms, such as loons or divers, grebes, gallinules, and coots.

Ok so now lets get back to Zimbabwe. their houses didn’t have roofs. Whut ._. You’d think these people that are all super uber duper builders. But whatever. This is going to be kinda anti-climatic because this isn’t a story or anything. So I’m just going to end here. PEACE.

1 comment:

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