OF COURSE YOU DO. HOW COULD YOU NOT.
Well she got married.
but actually she got kidnapped and married and then she had a baby
welp.
OK LETS RECAP
POCAHONTAS WAS A PRETTY PRINCESS
but actually not we’re not sure if she actually had that title
also pocahontas was actually her nickname which means “The Spoiled One” or “The Playful One”
so she wasn’t really princess like whoops
SO IT’S 1609. John Smith (Not Smyth.) got exploded almost so he got shipped back to England. But he was alive k. And then some jerks were like “HEY POCAHONTAS UR BOIFRUNDS DED”
i have no idea why.
AND THEN IN 1613 SOME STUFF WENT DOWN YO
there was this dude named Samuel Argall who bribed these people with a pot? He told them to get Pocahontas on his ship and they were like “K”
SO Sam just kinda decided to use her for a ransom deal thing.
however this didn’t really go over too well.
Because the chief, Pocahontas’ daddy, was like “NO I’M NOT PAYIN U NUFFIN BRO KEEP HER.”
so pocahontas just chilled with the people. Got moved around a bit. Got taught English and some basic Christian stuff. They were actually pretty nice to her ish?
She was also baptised. And she took the English name of Rebecca.
ok this is not how disney went and i dont really think anybody wanted it to go down this road??????
Except for Pocahontas/Rebecca, of course.
ALSO SHE GOT MARRIED. To John Rolfe. she pretty much only married him so se get get freedom lulz welp
but he did love her so that’s really nice because he wrote love letters and all of those sweet things aaaaaaaa
Also her dad was like “NUUUUU” and did not attend the wedding
AND THEN THEY HAD A BABY BOY
his name was thomas
He was probably a really pretty baby ok i’m just sayin i yeah ok.
And then John decided to take POCAHONTAS (shes still pocahontas to me k) to England. And their baby.
So Pocahontas also got 12 Indians to piggyback along with her.
SO SHE GOT TO ENGLAND And she was nice and wore heels and BIG PRETTY FRILLY DRESSES OK I LOVE THOSE K THE BIG FRILLY DRESSES WITH ALL THE FANCY OK sorrry ignore me ahaahaha
BUT She basically went along “When in Rome, do as the Romans” business.
also apparently she ran into john smith once whoops that must have been rlly rlly awk ahaha yeah awkward turtle “Uhm you got married and had a kid. “Uhm I thought you were dead.”.
BUT when they were gonna go back to England, she got sick. And she was only 20 or 21 and she got really really sick so she just stayed in England. And died. And was buried there.
Thomas and John Rolfe went back to America, but then they got in a fight with the indians where Pocahontas was from welp
yep
well
the best ending ever right here yep.
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